THE CHELTON-BEST CHRONICLES

June 22, 2008

CHAPMANVILLE FIREHALL

WELL DAVE AND I WENT TO A GUN RAFFLE LAST NIGHT. GOT THE TICKETS FOR IT CLEAR BACK IN APRIL WHEN I WENT TO THE CASINO. MY FRIEND VERA GAVE ME 5 TICKETS FOR MY BIRTHDAY. RODE OVER WITH VIVIAN AND JERRY IN VIV'S NEW JEEP. NICE RIDE.
THE FIRE CHIEF THERE IS AN OLD SCHOOLMATE OF MINE THAT I MIGHT HAVE DATED ONCE OR TWICE HIS NAME IS BILL. I DON'T THINK HE EVEN KNEW I WAS THERE. WHICH IS COOL BY ME. WE SAT AT A BIG TABLE IN THE BACK AND PLAYED POKER DURING THE RAFFLE. THE OTHER HALF OF THE CREW WENT OUT TO THE FRONT BECAUSE WE COULDN'T HERE THAT WELL. DIDN'T WIN SHIT. HAD LOTS OF FUN PLAYING POKER. MET A NEW FRIEND NAMED JANET WHO LIVES IN CENTERVILLE WHERE I GREW UP, AND ODDLY ENOUGH SHE IS FROM MASS. JUST LIKE MY FRIENDS KENNY AND SHELLEY. WHY IN THE HELL DOES EVERYONE WANT TO MOVE TO THE COMMONWEALTH? WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE THAT IS SO GREAT ANYWAY? SNOW, POTHOLES AND FUCKING ED RENDELL.........YEE HAW.
SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I AM STARTING TO FEEL A LITTLE BETTER. IT IS SUNDAY AND I DIDN'T GO TO CHURCH. SHAME ON ME. I WILL DEAL WITH GUILT LATER. WELL, I HOPE EVERYONE IS SAFE AND SOUND. HASTA LUEGO!

June 20, 2008

UPDATE ON ME

WELL, WHERE TO START...I HAVEN'T BLOGGED TOO MUCH LATELY, BEEN IN A FOUL MOOD. YOU SEE, I HAVE BEEN KICKED AROUND PRETTY GOOD THE PAST COUPLE OF MONTHS. I GOT FIRED FROM BLAIR. THE INDIAN BETRAYED ME. SO I HAVE BEEN UNEMPLOYED AND DEALING WITH DEATH AND DEPRESSION.
THINGS STILL ARE PRETTY SHITTY. I DID GET A JOB. I AM A JANITOR. YEE HAW. BETTER THAN NOTHING I SUPPOSE. THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB, SO I AM TRYING HARD TO BE THANKFUL. MY BEST FRIEND IS STILLLLLL IN FLORIDA. I MISS HER DEARLY AND WISH SHE WAS HERE IN PA. OH WELL WE ALL DESERVE A CHANGE.
THERE HAS BEEN TERRIBLE DRAMA IN MY LIFE DUE TO THE PASSING OF A VERY CLOSE FRIEND (AND WHOSE NAME I FEAR TO MENTION...MIGHT CAUSE MORE DRAMA). THE RESULTS OF EVERYONE INVOLVED ACTIONS; I'M AFRAID I HAVE LOST TWO MAYBE MORE FRIENDS WHO I ACUTALLY CONSIDERED CLOSE AS FAMILY. THIS HAS HURT ME IN AN UNDESCIBEABLE WAY.
ENOUGH WALLOWING...JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OFF MY CHEST. I DO NEED TO BE CAREFUL OF WHAT I SAY ANYMORE. WHO KNOWS I MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE ELSE OR GET ARRESTED!
ON THE LIGHTER SIDE OF THINGS, WE GOT OUR 4-WHEELER BACK. IT WAS STOLEN RIGHT OUT OF OUR YARD A COUPLE MONTHS BACK. NOW IT HAS COME FULL CIRCLE. UNFORTUNEATELY, IT IS IN NO CONDITION TO BE FIXED SO IT NOW HAS WENT TO THE SCRAP YARD. REALLY HURT DAVE TO DO THAT TOO. I FEEL BAD FOR HIM. I BOUGHT IT FOR HIM ON FATHERS DAY LAST YEAR, AND ODDLY ENOUGH WE RECOVERED IT THE DAY AFTER FATHERS DAY THIS YEAR. ISN'T THAT IRONIC?
FINALLY, LAST NIGHT WAS OUR SECOND NIGHT OF A.P.A.(AMERICAN POOL ASSOCIATION) WHICH I AM VERY EXICITED ABOUT. WE LOST 3-2 HOWEVER THE FIRST WEEK WE WON 4-1. THAT PUTS US IN SECOND PLACE. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME OIL CITY HAS EVER HAD AN APA LEAGUE. WE ONLY HAVE 4 TEAMS RIGHT NOW, BUT ITS SUMMER AND PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO COMMITT FOR SUMMER SESSION. I LOOK FOR MORE PEOPLE IN FALL. I AM CAPTAIN OF OUR TEAM. WE ARE CALLED THE DILLIGAF'S WHICH STANDS FOR " DOES IT LOOK LIKE I GIVE A FUCK?" WE HAVE A GREAT TEAM. WISH US LUCK. WE COULD END UP IN VEGAS IF WE PLACE AT STATES...CAN'T WAIT.
TAKE CARE ALL.